absquatulate

To leave quickly or in a hurry; to take oneself off; to decamp; to depart.

Blended jocular mock-Latin word. Arose in America in the 19th century (about 1837). Probably made up of the following parts: The Latin adverb and prefix ab, "away (from)", (maybe taken from abscond), the suffix -ate (maybe taken from perambulate or undulate), and the middle portion, "squatul", which might be a derivation of to squat.

Let's make like an ape and absquatulate.

by madamnaughty October 9, 2009

Absquatulate

Go squat elsewhere.

Remove yourself from my seat.

A command to someone residing in your spot.

Bitch, absquatulate! You're in my seat, go squat over there!

by Sagegrl November 22, 2009

absquatulate

1. To move off in a rush; to hurry away.

2. To die.

Created from the idea, "go off and squat somewhere," from Latin ab-, "away from" + excoactus, "to sit down" + -ulus, a diminitive suffix + -atus, implying "to do."

1. "Absquatulate, or I'll fry your be-hind."

2. "Go off and absquatulate, you miserable little creep."

by knightshade May 16, 2006

Absquatulate

To get off my property, fool.
Il faut que tu pars maintenant.

"I have a shotgun. Absquatulate my premises immediately, for I am your Belladonna."

by [Dunbar]** November 21, 2003

Absquatulate

To go the gas station for smokes and never come back. Or in a more Simplified version for a father figure to leave with out a farewell.

“Dad hasn’t come back in awhile I wonder did he Absquatulate?”
“Oh jimmy”

by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020

Absquatulate

When something disappears under not-so-mysterious circumstances, it was "absquatulated." If a friend takes out the best looking donut you have ever seen and then devours it without sharing, then you just watched your friend "absquatulate" it. 19th century slang word

doug Absquatulate friend dounghnut while is friend went in gas station

by spacehippie dude March 10, 2021

absquatulate

To leave quickly or in a hurry; to depart, flee.

" … Now I see you again—I’m satisfied. I’m satisfied completely. See? I’m going to absquatulate, see? Hey Presto right away.”
He turned to his tea for a moment, finished his cup noisily, stood up.

by Delbosco October 14, 2021