by Sagegrl November 22, 2009
Get the Absquatulatemug. by [Dunbar]** November 21, 2003
Get the Absquatulatemug. To leave quickly or in a hurry; to take oneself off; to decamp; to depart.
Blended jocular mock-Latin word. Arose in America in the 19th century (about 1837). Probably made up of the following parts: The Latin adverb and prefix ab, "away (from)", (maybe taken from abscond), the suffix -ate (maybe taken from perambulate or undulate), and the middle portion, "squatul", which might be a derivation of to squat.
Blended jocular mock-Latin word. Arose in America in the 19th century (about 1837). Probably made up of the following parts: The Latin adverb and prefix ab, "away (from)", (maybe taken from abscond), the suffix -ate (maybe taken from perambulate or undulate), and the middle portion, "squatul", which might be a derivation of to squat.
by madamnaughty October 09, 2009
Get the absquatulatemug. 1. To move off in a rush; to hurry away.
2. To die.
Created from the idea, "go off and squat somewhere," from Latin ab-, "away from" + excoactus, "to sit down" + -ulus, a diminitive suffix + -atus, implying "to do."
2. To die.
Created from the idea, "go off and squat somewhere," from Latin ab-, "away from" + excoactus, "to sit down" + -ulus, a diminitive suffix + -atus, implying "to do."
1. "Absquatulate, or I'll fry your be-hind."
2. "Go off and absquatulate, you miserable little creep."
2. "Go off and absquatulate, you miserable little creep."
by knightshade May 16, 2006
Get the absquatulatemug. pretentious abscond
A large, stupid word used primarily by liberal arts majors looking to flaunt the size of their dictionary. In the evolutionary tree that is the English language, absquatulates is at the dead-end of a parasite infested branch alongside grandeloquent, inveigle. and socialism.
A large, stupid word used primarily by liberal arts majors looking to flaunt the size of their dictionary. In the evolutionary tree that is the English language, absquatulates is at the dead-end of a parasite infested branch alongside grandeloquent, inveigle. and socialism.
The liberal arts major chose absquatulates as her email address because it was hard to type and vaguely reminiscent of the sound a duck makes as it's being beaten to death by a rubber chicken.
by george February 26, 2003
Get the absquatulatesmug. To go the gas station for smokes and never come back. Or in a more Simplified version for a father figure to leave with out a farewell.
by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020
Get the Absquatulatemug. When something disappears under not-so-mysterious circumstances, it was "absquatulated." If a friend takes out the best looking donut you have ever seen and then devours it without sharing, then you just watched your friend "absquatulate" it. 19th century slang word
by spacehippie dude March 10, 2021
Get the Absquatulatemug.