Definitions by knightshade

fece 

adj. (pron. fees); a word which means nasty, disgusting, or unnatural. Most likely a derivative of feces. Also spelled feece or feese.

"Get your shirt back on, Santa! That's fece!"

"Ew. This movie is fece."

"Hate to break it to you, but that outfit is fece."

fece by knightshade May 16, 2006

nasthor 

adj. (pron. nas-tor); A word which means horrific, terrible, or nasty. A combination of nasty and horrible. Commonly mispelled as nastor due to its pronunciation.

"Dude, your haircut is nasthor."

"Wow. That was the most nasthor thing I have ever seen."

nasthor by knightshade May 16, 2006

absquatulate 

1. To move off in a rush; to hurry away.

2. To die.

Created from the idea, "go off and squat somewhere," from Latin ab-, "away from" + excoactus, "to sit down" + -ulus, a diminitive suffix + -atus, implying "to do."

1. "Absquatulate, or I'll fry your be-hind."

2. "Go off and absquatulate, you miserable little creep."

absquatulate by knightshade May 16, 2006

make like a tree and leave 

To go, to leave. Used derogatively.

A pun on leaving, the process of shedding leaves that occurs in deciduous trees.

"Make like a tree and leave," the man shouted, pointing out the door.

make like a tree and leave by knightshade May 16, 2006

lie like a rug 

To lie (tell a falsehood); to lie through one's teeth. A pun on lying down, as a rug does.

"Hide the cookies under the crib and lie like a rug," Binky whispered to Charlie as they heard their parents returning home.

lie like a rug by knightshade May 16, 2006

crudhopper 

A mild profanity of unknown origin, though clearly related to crud. Also spelled crudhoppers.

"Crudhopper! I forgot my antennaphone!" Marvin exclaimed, dehiscing with anxiety.

crudhopper by knightshade May 16, 2006

futak 

(pron. foo-tak); One of three mild profanities invented at Dullen Studios© for the inhabitants of the Lost Lands in their first indie film, The Lost Ones. Its use has now broadened, and is commonly used in this general area.

Obviously, the word seems to have been modeled after fuck, whether purposefully or subconsciously, and may even incorporate the word foo' (fool).

"Futak, my wings just got caught in the elevator door!"

futak by knightshade May 16, 2006