godemiche

A dildo possessing a scrotum.
Godemiches are just nasty! Why not the real thing?
by knightshade December 15, 2004
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lie like a rug

To lie (tell a falsehood); to lie through one's teeth. A pun on lying down, as a rug does.
"Hide the cookies under the crib and lie like a rug," Binky whispered to Charlie as they heard their parents returning home.
by knightshade May 08, 2006
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gizzemblutz

One of three mild profanities invented at Dullen Studios© for the inhabitants of the Lost Lands in their first indie film, The Lost Ones. Its use has now broadened, and is commonly used in this general area.

The first element (gizzem-) is almost certainly a corruption of goddamn. The second half (-blutz) was probably influenced by fuck. The word is clearly styled to look as if it is of Yiddish descent.
"Gizzemblutz!" Gordon grumbled as he stubbed his toe on his way in from the garage.
by knightshade May 08, 2006
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graznat

One of three mild profanities invented at Dullen Studios© for the inhabitants of the Lost Lands in their first indie film, The Lost Ones. Its use has now broadened, and is commonly used in this general area.

The word's invention may have been influenced by words such as rats and drat.
by knightshade May 08, 2006
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crudhopper

A mild profanity of unknown origin, though clearly related to crud. Also spelled crudhoppers.
"Crudhopper! I forgot my antennaphone!" Marvin exclaimed, dehiscing with anxiety.
by knightshade May 08, 2006
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nasthor

adj. (pron. nas-tor); A word which means horrific, terrible, or nasty. A combination of nasty and horrible. Commonly mispelled as nastor due to its pronunciation.
"Dude, your haircut is nasthor."

"Wow. That was the most nasthor thing I have ever seen."
by knightshade May 08, 2006
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absquatulate

1. To move off in a rush; to hurry away.

2. To die.

Created from the idea, "go off and squat somewhere," from Latin ab-, "away from" + excoactus, "to sit down" + -ulus, a diminitive suffix + -atus, implying "to do."
1. "Absquatulate, or I'll fry your be-hind."

2. "Go off and absquatulate, you miserable little creep."
by knightshade May 08, 2006
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