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Definitions by Cow_Tracks

Can I feel your heartbeat 

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time
Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure

Absquatulate 

To go the gas station for smokes and never come back. Or in a more Simplified version for a father figure to leave with out a farewell.
“Dad hasn’t come back in awhile I wonder did he Absquatulate?”
“Oh jimmy
Absquatulate by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020
A weird tasting jellybean that if used Inappropriately can result in death
“Hey dude look at this cool jellybean I found in my meditation cabinet!”
“I think that’s a pill George...”
Pill by Cow_Tracks August 4, 2020