absolete

A combination of 'absolute' and 'obsolete.'

This is the idea that nothing is ever really 'absolute' in the universe, and that things are destined to become 'obsolete.'

It is used to reference cynical ideology preventing progress and growth.

It was once thought impossible to fill a gigabyte of data...

Space travel is impossible...

The world was flat...

These ideas are now absolete because they were considered to be solid fact and yet were proved otherwise.

absolete by John Jacoby August 9, 2007

absolove 

(ab-so-love) (v) : the act of "absolutely loving" something
(c) the guy in the bowtie may 14, 2011

omg, i absolove this stuff

absolove by guyinthebowtie June 8, 2011

Abolverdi 

dominatrix

Mooooes, Forgioooone, Ooooocean, Coooocaine, Mooootion, Abolverdi

Abolverdi by bgckmr December 21, 2010

absolecent 

Absolecent, a synonym for absolete.

You absolecent moron.

absolecent by Morris Thaligham. April 4, 2023

absolem 

Opium smoking blue Caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland

Girl: "Woah! Was that a blue Caterpillar!?"

Guy: "Yeah and I think he was smoking a hookah...is this a dream?"

Talking Flower: "Absolem! It means Absolute!"

absolem by NerdleNerdle November 2, 2014

absolte

An epic fail,simply said when something failed..in a really bad way..you say its absolte.so absolte=epic fail

Did you see that car flipping in the air?was absolte man!

absolte by LoveCoffee June 24, 2016

Absolezbolutely 

A response given by a Lesbian if asked of her sexual orientation.

Greg: Sue, are you gay?
Sue: Absolezbolutely!!!!

Absolezbolutely by da madlinguist August 30, 2009