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Absolving 

Set or declare someone from responsibility
The plaintiff brings a reasonable and credible charge against the defendant. It is quite evident that the defendant exercised influence and intimidation to create a result in his favor.
However, this is certainly not the only instance that the defendant has done so. Referencing one of his points of defense, in the previous polling result, the plaintiff was not only complicit in the extracurricular corruption (as were many others in the courtroom today), but he directly profited from that corruption by means of absolving a debt. It seems odd and irregular that a participant in a favorable corruption scheme, would bring charge against that exact same corruption when not in the plaintiff’s favor.
Polls are corrupt. Period. The means to fix them are not to bring charges against the party consistently working to further and deepen the corruption, but to not participate in the corruption at all, ever.
The court finds that the corrupt, vile, crooked, fraudulent, nefarious, rotten, and shady poll results will stand, whatever the result may be. If you desire a world in which the poll results are ethical, honest, and honorable, DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN SCHEME'S.
Absolving by LCFBP6 September 24, 2021
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paradox-absorbing crumple zones 

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama
Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
Similar to appalling: causing shock or dismay; horrific.
That game was abooling!
Abooling by stellasux222 May 14, 2020

Absorbinglicketly 

An adverb that means both "drunkenly" and "enthusiastically."
Person 1: How did he cook the pizza bites?
Person 2: Absorbinglicketly.
Person 1: Why does he never get that drunk when he drinks with us?
Absorbinglicketly by DJradiotic September 12, 2020

absorbing your nutrients 

Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?

what the fuck is that

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026