Absolving 

Set or declare someone from responsibility

The plaintiff brings a reasonable and credible charge against the defendant. It is quite evident that the defendant exercised influence and intimidation to create a result in his favor.
However, this is certainly not the only instance that the defendant has done so. Referencing one of his points of defense, in the previous polling result, the plaintiff was not only complicit in the extracurricular corruption (as were many others in the courtroom today), but he directly profited from that corruption by means of absolving a debt. It seems odd and irregular that a participant in a favorable corruption scheme, would bring charge against that exact same corruption when not in the plaintiff’s favor.
Polls are corrupt. Period. The means to fix them are not to bring charges against the party consistently working to further and deepen the corruption, but to not participate in the corruption at all, ever.
The court finds that the corrupt, vile, crooked, fraudulent, nefarious, rotten, and shady poll results will stand, whatever the result may be. If you desire a world in which the poll results are ethical, honest, and honorable, DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN SCHEME'S.

Absolving by LCFBP6 September 24, 2021

paradox-absorbing crumple zones 

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

paradox-absorbing crumple zones by Bob882 December 20, 2004

Abooling

Similar to appalling: causing shock or dismay; horrific.

That game was abooling!

Abooling by stellasux222 May 14, 2020

Absorbinglicketly 

An adverb that means both "drunkenly" and "enthusiastically."

Person 1: How did he cook the pizza bites?
Person 2: Absorbinglicketly.
Person 1: Why does he never get that drunk when he drinks with us?

Absorbinglicketly by DJradiotic September 12, 2020

absorbing your nutrients 

the act of sucking your own cock.

Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?

what the fuck is that

absorbing your nutrients by GuyInSpace August 30, 2023