absolem

Opium smoking blue Caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland

Girl: "Woah! Was that a blue Caterpillar!?"

Guy: "Yeah and I think he was smoking a hookah...is this a dream?"

Talking Flower: "Absolem! It means Absolute!"

by NerdleNerdle November 2, 2014

Absolomb

the belief and ability to love someone endlessly, regardless of time and place

his love for her was absolomb

by Relhapse September 3, 2016

absolete

A combination of 'absolute' and 'obsolete.'

This is the idea that nothing is ever really 'absolute' in the universe, and that things are destined to become 'obsolete.'

It is used to reference cynical ideology preventing progress and growth.

It was once thought impossible to fill a gigabyte of data...

Space travel is impossible...

The world was flat...

These ideas are now absolete because they were considered to be solid fact and yet were proved otherwise.

by John Jacoby August 9, 2007

absolecent

Absolecent, a synonym for absolete.

You absolecent moron.

by Morris Thaligham. April 4, 2023

Absolezbolutely

A response given by a Lesbian if asked of her sexual orientation.

Greg: Sue, are you gay?
Sue: Absolezbolutely!!!!

by da madlinguist August 30, 2009