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An Attractive younger woman that have sexual relations with wealthy older men and records all conversation made between the two illegally. Then uses it as blackmail against said older man for monetary or public gain.
Reporter: Ms. Stiviano, Do you consider yourself to be Donald Sterling's Girlfriend.
Ms. Stiviano: No, I was his Archivist.
Ms. Stiviano: No, I was his Archivist.
by Cynic April 30, 2014
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In the world today, the members of this organisation are lying assholes who lie just so they can get elected which would mean living in some fancy house and getting a higher pay check. In otherwords, corrupt.
Source: anonymous, Aug 14, 2003
Not just in the world today.It's always been like this.They're evil bastards.
In the world today, the members of this organisation are lying assholes who lie just so they can get elected which would mean living in some fancy house and getting a higher pay check. In otherwords, corrupt.
Source: anonymous, Aug 14, 2003
Not just in the world today.It's always been like this.They're evil bastards.
I gotta go take a shit.Can I borrow some flag (any flag) to wipe on?
doesn't matter what country's flag,I just need a flag...the UN or Mexico would suffice nicely.
doesn't matter what country's flag,I just need a flag...the UN or Mexico would suffice nicely.
by cynic April 7, 2005
Get the government mug.The creator of CTRL+ALT+DEL comics and one of the few "internet celebrities" who's not an asshole. Highly talented but should make more comics about games rather than Ethan
by Cynic January 18, 2005
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dudes that act way too cool for you.
dudes that act way too cool for you.
"damn that dude is one cooey motherfucker."
"hey take this 4xl white tee, you're cooey, you'd like it"
"hey take this 4xl white tee, you're cooey, you'd like it"
by cynic November 29, 2004
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Have you seen that ladr with the powdery pink lips in M dorm? He's such a silly little boy. He may one day graduate to being a full fledged bitch.
by Cynic October 27, 2004
Get the ladr mug.White men afflicted with this ailment tend to objectify all females of Asian descent. A funnier and more clever version of yellow fever
by cynic September 3, 2004
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