11 definition by Cynic

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1) A close relative to the hen, a bird kept and bred for its nutritious meat.
2) A country that consists of what was the core of the Ottoman Empire.
1) We had roast turkey for dinner.
2) Turkey was shaped as a state by Kemal Ataturk.
by Cynic May 26, 2004

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What repeats itself over and over and over again.
by cynic February 19, 2003

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Venting your rage without the trouble of having to slug the asshole in the face.
Example of sarcasm:
My ears are actually bleeding as a result of listening to your music.
by cynic October 26, 2003

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White men afflicted with this ailment tend to objectify all females of Asian descent. A funnier and more clever version of yellow fever
What some of these people do is sickening.
by cynic September 03, 2004

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see bible
i went to church today and the preacher kept telling me to read the greatest work of fiction ever
by cynic April 08, 2003

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A male that wears kool aid as lipstick to impress other inmates. Not necessarily the same as a prison bitch.
Have you seen that ladr with the powdery pink lips in M dorm? He's such a silly little boy. He may one day graduate to being a full fledged bitch.
by Cynic October 27, 2004

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a homie who's bout it bout it.

from northern cali, sacramento
"me and the bowdas bout to knock this fool out"
by cynic November 29, 2004

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