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A form of abuse indicated by physical scars or bruises.
#1: Dude, did you see that big black bruise on her thigh?
#2: Yea, man. I think she's a victim of abution.
ABUTION by dspky July 7, 2010

alien abduction survivor 

An individual who returns to their life on Earth after being kidnapped by extra-terrestrials.
"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."

Alien Abduction 

A term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "Anal Probe" while they are passed out.
Girl: Did you cornhole me while I was out?
Boy: No, it must have been an alien abduction.
Alien Abduction by bubba May 4, 2004

Passive Abduction 

The use of influence, guilt trips and essentially any other spoken or emotional trigger to get a person to a location they would otherwise not voluntarily go to.
I used a bit of passive abduction to get Fred to my meeting.
Passive Abduction by KerrBox July 29, 2009

Abrotion 

Cutting a male friend out of your life. The equivalent of "breaking up" with one of your buddies.
Fuckin' Bruce was being such a tool the other night. He broke my microwave and then Carl said he saw him jerking off in my bathroom. I can't stand that dude's bullshit anymore. I'm gonna have to get an abrotion."
Abrotion by Andrew Flint June 18, 2007

Ablution 

1. Religious ritual, performed, a cleansing of the body.
2. A habit or routine.
Sally performed her morning ablutions which consisted of taking a shower, brushing her hair and teeth.
Ablution by Yegge June 18, 2006