About or To 

"We could do this about anyone!"

Hym "ABOUT or TO? Because the faces are myron and lauren THIS TIME but the basic premis is still just the thing happening to me..."

About or To by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.

I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

I'm either about to toot or shoot by ozzyp January 25, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004