About or To

"We could do this about anyone!"

Hym "ABOUT or TO? Because the faces are myron and lauren THIS TIME but the basic premis is still just the thing happening to me..."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.

I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

by ozzyp January 25, 2017