Definitions by ozzyp

I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.

I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

I'm either about to toot or shoot by ozzyp January 25, 2017

kargersplunk 

Someone who ejaculates into their beverage then drinks it and is left with a mustache.

Omg that guy just did a kargersplunk.

kargersplunk by ozzyp January 15, 2017