adj. - favored by fortune, while pretending it was misfortune.
Stemming from the utter joy a one experiences when one "losses" an unborn
bastard without having to straight up abort it; especially if the
child-factory was refusing to having an
abortion.
Often used to sarcastically describe something that is good for you and your boy but bad for someone neither of you give a rats ass about.
Ajit: "Dude, I think that frat
kid left his bud at my
house after hogging last night."
Evan: "Geesh, that's so abortionate."