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abortionate 

adj. - favored by fortune, while pretending it was misfortune.
Stemming from the utter joy a one experiences when one "losses" an unborn bastard without having to straight up abort it; especially if the child-factory was refusing to having an abortion.

Often used to sarcastically describe something that is good for you and your boy but bad for someone neither of you give a rats ass about.
Ajit: "Dude, I think that frat kid left his bud at my house after hogging last night."
Evan: "Geesh, that's so abortionate."
abortionate by TC Jenkins April 13, 2010

Abortionate 

A swift punch delivered to the stomach of a pregnant woman, killing the fetus. Abortionations are often preformed by men who do not want to have children, though the woman they planted their seed in does.
After Matt impregnated Gina, he held her down and I abortionated her.
Abortionate by The Abortionator April 18, 2009

abortionware 

Software that may as well be a coathangered fetus.
That Windows Vista, man. Such abortionware.
abortionware by PositiveZero April 7, 2008

Nigger Abortionation 

When two or more fully or partially grown niglets that became pregnant by using no method of birth control due to common nigger belief that wishful thinking is just as good as abstinence.
(Nurse) Dr you have a Ms. Chinique Westbrook and a Ms Clitoria Lamar here to terminate pregnancy at 7.5 months, apparently it's been on their to-do list.

(DR) Oh Great, get some chicken going stat we got a nigger abortionation on our hands!

abortiontastic 

A middle aged woman who you would want to have sex with who is without child. A middle aged woman with child would be known as a MILF.
Damn that babe is hot as hell....

Damn straight she is abortiontastic!!!!!!!
abortiontastic by don rong October 19, 2009

abortionated 

1. The product of hesitation when pulling the trigger on an abortion.

2. The result of a missed opportunity to have an abortion.

3. An argument for pro abortion and the reason for birth control.
Ben is the biggest waste of life that he should've been abortionated.
abortionated by Lil' Hoe February 19, 2019
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