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Abigail’s Promise 

A nonsensical principle coined by the YouTuber, “Internet Comment with Erik”, being a parody of commonly referenced philosophical principles in media such as Occam’s razor and Chekhov’s gun.
“Did you hear about that new Lord of the Rings series? Classic Abigail’s promise right there.”
Abigail is a girl who will stop her personal life and go help someone as soon as possible. She is a friend to everyone and laughs a lot. When it comes to family, heritage, and close friends, she doesn't mess around. She respects you as long as you respect her. She is a beautiful person on the inside and outside but sometimes she can be your WORSE nightmare if you push it. She is also very loyal and a great friend to lean on. Also give's great relationship advice and sometimes is not even in a relationship. Its just like how a coach teaches but doesn't play in the game. Overall, Abigail is the type of girl you'd want in your life.
Damn, I could really use some advice and a little laughter, I'll go to Abigail.
Abigail is the best person I know, I'm so glad she is in my life.
Abigail by bhadieabby<3 May 25, 2018
Abigail is a stronger and smarter than anyone expects her to be. She can be stubborn as a bull sometimes, but only because she is always almost right. Abigail has been through some more pain than most people can even imagine, but her struggles have made her indestructible. She is the most loyal friend you’ll ever have, and never judge her assumptions about anyone, because she’ll end up being right. She’s loved by those closest to her. Abigail is smart, but she doesn’t always show it. She knows it gives her an advantage when people underestimate her. Abigail’s only weakness is that she cares too much. She always try’s to put on a smile even when she doesn’t feel it, cause she doesn’t trust most people.
Abigail is a quiet and shy person.
Abigail by LittleMiss_Honey November 4, 2019

abigail pinehaven 

A person who is amazing, talented, gorgeous, loving, caring and a spoon. She is the best human on this planet.
Person 1- “do you like abigail pinehaven?!”
Me- “yes she is the best and she deserves the world”
abigail pinehaven by Cool Daisy July 18, 2020
Though us Abigail's are great , just like anyone else's lives aren’t perfect, we spread joy and happiness to help make us others happy , we’re tough and sporty while still being cute at the same time we can be funny if we want to and even if our joke isn’t funny we still end up making people laugh. “The fathers joy” huh. Definitely we carry that awesome smile where ever we go.
here’s to the Abigail's who are in that time in there lives where things aren’t going great .
if your reading this

i’m here to tell you from one Abigail to another

you are amazing and great and fantastic and a person that words alone can’t describe and where ever you live, near or far i’m glad to be sharing my name with someone like you.
A flawless best friend who will always befriend the weirdest type of people because she is an original piece of art. Abigail will always be the first to detect your moods and cheer you up when needed. Abigail is a long list of adjectives mainly being loyal, beautiful, funny, and sometimes annoying. Most of all Abigail is one of a kind and is the best thing to walk into people's lives.
Get yourself an Abigail.
Abigail by -Sid March 5, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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