Aberdonian 

Someone from Aberdeen. Aberdonians are renown for their incomprehensible dialect (doric) and alcoholism. The most common Scottish stereotype for Aberdonians is that they are "sheep shaggers". However a more accurate generalisation is: wasted and ignorant.

Student of Aberdeen University: 'One wasted guy on Belmont Street yesterday said to me "Whaddup homes?" but was Aberdonian and white, I called him MC HAMMERED. The thing is, he giggled at that but then died with laughter when he tried to find a word to say how often he got like that; and I said "frequently". He found it hillarious... I love Aberdeen.'

Aberdonian by The Beer Pong Prince September 23, 2010

Aberdonian 

An ancient Scottish slang word for "sheep shagger".
Commonly misinterpreted as meaning someone from Aberdeen.

Tam: "That lad sounds Aberdonian"
Eck: "That's no very nice Tam"
Tam: "Fit?"
Eck: "That's Willy, he's a coo farmer anyway"
Tam: "O' right no, eh meant he's fae Aberdeen"
Eck: "Ah, why didnae ye just say that in the first place?"

Aberdonian by YeMadFanny August 16, 2011

Aberdonian Activity 

Aberdonian Activity: a term to describe the type of reprobate activity the citizens of Aberdeen get up to.

Tom: did you hear about Kevin?
Jason: What about him?
Tom: He robbed the local corner shop to fund his ketamine habit
Jason: Thats some Aberdonian Activity right there.

Aberdonian Activity by bigbaws9862 December 7, 2022

Aberdonian Foreplay

Sitting in front of a space heater to warm up before having sex. Typically done by couples in the winter in Aberdeen due to the cold temperatures and poor housing insulation.

Tom: It's November so me and Janice have been doing some aberdonian foreplay before we get down to it

Mike: Yeah I know what you mean, it's been baltic the last couple nights, I might have to bust out my heater too

Aberdonian Foreplay by Plumflower November 12, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022