Abelicious eɪb-ˈlɪʃəs (adv.) - A condition in which a sudden burst of dopamine is triggered by the brain when come in close contact with a person named Abe.
Abelicious eɪb-ˈlɪʃəs (adj.) - An adjective used to describe the harsh pleasure that compares to a warm gust of wind shaving against your face when a person named Abe ejaculates into another Female being.
2.) An adjective to express the coolness and seductiveness of a person named Abe to the word's fullest potential.
"Oh, shit!!! I feel abelicious and I had an orgasm just from you breathing on me Abe!!!" -Dyrti Bysche
"It's time to get my Abelicious juice in your sac Qwhoe Ellota-Aahs." -Abe
"Abe, you lookin' Abelicious tonight. Leak on me, please" -Gisowe Meh
Medical condition occurring commonly among shipyard employees. Symptoms include depression, weakness in the joints(specifically the ankles), trouble getting out of bed, an overall feeling of lethargy, saying “better than what I got”,& a hatred of life in general. Is highly contagious & cannot be cured or treated once it becomes terminal.
I was down with the abeitis all last week & nearly jumped off a bridge. Good thing I have unlimited vacationtime.
The ship-name of Ariana Grande and The Weeknd (A.K.A Abel) Yes, I do know Ariana Grande is a married woman, HOWEVER, this ship name was made before the marriage. So we have the rights to say it because it was before the marriage. This ship name was made in 2015.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.