abelti

Someone who loves to wear belts, sometimes being obsessed with them.

That person right there is a true abelti!

by MiloThatsTheName August 11, 2023

#abelist

Being prejudice about someones disability.

''That dude is a fucking retard, he's probably really stupid.''
-''Shut up! #abelist!''

by Kaaskoek February 23, 2018

Abelia

Abelia is a super swag chick. She is innocent but very yee yee. She likes memes.

Person 1: omg it’s Abelia!
Person 2: oh yeah she’s pretty swag. Yee yee. She’s kinda dripping in Kmart clothes.#RejectShopApparel

by mcscuseme May 29, 2019

Lie-abetic

Creative lying to cover the falling down drunken antics of another person by making it appear they are having a diabetic siezure.

When he stumbled and broke a mirror of a strangers car, I asked if they had any sugar for Jake...he's a lie-abetic.

by Hovinator November 25, 2016

Abelian grape

It is purple and commutes.

The Prilosec bus is an Abelian grape.

by Alexander the Grape May 1, 2004

Abelicious

Abelicious eɪb-ˈlɪʃəs (adv.) - A condition in which a sudden burst of dopamine is triggered by the brain when come in close contact with a person named Abe.

Alternative Definitions:

Abelicious eɪb-ˈlɪʃəs (adj.) - An adjective used to describe the harsh pleasure that compares to a warm gust of wind shaving against your face when a person named Abe ejaculates into another Female being.
2.) An adjective to express the coolness and seductiveness of a person named Abe to the word's fullest potential.

"Oh, shit!!! I feel abelicious and I had an orgasm just from you breathing on me Abe!!!" -Dyrti Bysche

"It's time to get my Abelicious juice in your sac Qwhoe Ellota-Aahs." -Abe

"Abe, you lookin' Abelicious tonight. Leak on me, please" -Gisowe Meh

by bob1805 March 17, 2009

Abeitis

Medical condition occurring commonly among shipyard employees. Symptoms include depression, weakness in the joints(specifically the ankles), trouble getting out of bed, an overall feeling of lethargy, saying “better than what I got”,& a hatred of life in general. Is highly contagious & cannot be cured or treated once it becomes terminal.

I was down with the abeitis all last week & nearly jumped off a bridge. Good thing I have unlimited vacation time.

by Dyrty Steve December 21, 2018