Wtf - what the fuck
WTH - what the heck
Lmfao - laughing my fucking ass off
Kys - kill your-self
Kms - kill my-self
Pls / plz - please
ye / yea - yes / yeah
So - significant other / shoutout
Bf & gf - boyfriend & girlfriend
Smh - shaking my head
Cos / cuz / cus / cause - because
Omg - oh my god
Oml - oh my lord
Pic - picture
Wyd / wud - what you doing
Wywd / wuwd - what you wanna do
U - you
Tb - text back
Nr / nrs - no reply(s)
Bro - brother
Nm - nothing much
Nvm - never mind
Dm - direct message / doesn’t matter
Tbh - to be honest
M8 - mate
Prob / probs - probably
Ly - love you
Lysm - love you so much
Lysfm - love you so fucking much
Lyl - love you loads
Ly2 - love you too
Gn - good-night
Gm - good-morning
Jk - just kidding
Jw - just wondering
Ppl - people
Oml I’m lmao cos my gf just posted the cutest pic of my dog but I’m smh cos the dog is shitting like wtf lol
John - Yo Dave wyd bro Dave - nm u?
John - sme, I’m so bored
Dave - wuwd then?
John - idk and idm tbh
Dave - sme here
Dave - hello??
Dave - John!?
Dave - tb when u get this then
See - abbreviations
"abbreviated language"
speaking in shortened versions of words in normal conversation.
note that this may only be used in words that can be broken down, like tabe, instead of table. not "reh" instead of red.
"Jees. I'm mad thirst. may i have some of your wat bott?"
"what? i dont understand your language"
important ( import. or imp.)
vacation (vaycaysh)
Idk = I dont know.
Idc = I dont care.
Idr = I dont remember.
Idgaf = I dont give a fuck.
Lol = laughing out loud.
Lmao = laughing my ass off.
Lmfao = laughing my fucking ass off.
Rofl = rolling on floor, laughing
Roflmao = rolling on floor, laughing my ass off.
smh = shaking my head my off
wtf = what the fuck
Wth = what the heck
Gg = good game Gj = good job
Gl = good luck
Hf = have fun
Cya = see ya
C = see
B = be/bee
D = Dick
I = I/eye
O = oh
P = pea
R = are
T =tea
U = you
Y = why
2 = to
4 = for
6 = Sex
8 = Ate
M8 = mate
A Urban Dictionary editor who refuses to publish most if not all abbreviations, feeling they are stupid and overtaking the dctionary. This person thinks enough abbreviations like WTF,LOL and FTW are in the dictionary and if you see the other ones you can figure there stupid meaning out for yourself.
Mike :I keep tryin to get MMVWH published in the urban dictionary,but it keeps gettin shut down.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.