aazib
Mr.Steal your girl. Every man should hide their wife from this guy because if not then your wife will be his wife
aazib by Mr.stealurgirl November 20, 2021
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azib
Kind,funny,famous, but very quiet you will know how is he after you close to him. An azib is someone who can you depending on, care to people who care for him, always smiling like never had a problem even though he had. He can be trusted but he always missed talk because of his honesty. Always get hurt because people don't know how to value him. Being close to him and you'll know how funny and cute is he. Such a good boy, never let him go because you will lose the greatest friend.
azib by RobertGorgeflyhigh April 23, 2018
Aaqib
Aaqib is the true meaning of lion hes one of the most fearless person you will ever meet, however hes really quiet from the outside. Aaqib never gets annoyed and he always waits patiently for the right time to attack his next victim.
BULLY-"this guy looks like the perfect person to bully".
Person-"you mightvwant to pick someone else fam you dont want to mess with Aaqib trust me."
Person-"you mightvwant to pick someone else fam you dont want to mess with Aaqib trust me."
Aaqib by Beaat1110066 January 19, 2020
azibaobebi
A beautiful, gorgeous girl that is also cute and adorable. Also sort of short! Very sexual! loyal friend, good listener! people always want to make friends with this person..Wife material.
azibaobebi by Connect.lilqueen@gmail.com March 18, 2017
azib
He's usually a chill guy whos tall. He is popular and likes girls for their ass. He has weird friends and never opens up with feelings. Azibs may like sports like soccer or basketball. He likes "thicc" people and picks his clothes off the ground.
azib by Fhahfyauryd May 15, 2018
aaziontea
I recall my 5th grade classroom, the desks were set up in rows of six, and I sat in the middle row, of a large room filled with an average sized class. And that’s where he sat, right there in front of me; now being a female in a male bias world I found that most guys don’t expect you to know how to fight. And that’s where he made his mistake. His name was Tommy and he tried to take my pencil, this might not seem like a big deal now but ever since I was younger, I had an “obsessive compulsive disorder” type of thing; I absolutely positively could not stand to have people touching my things, or things that I had previously touched. So I asked him kindly to please not touch my things…he didn’t quite listen. He continued to grab for my book bag when I told him again “DO NOT TOUCH MY THINGS” I was getting madder and he didn’t seem to comprehend the level of seriousness displayed in my threatening tone. “Shut up” he snapped back at me “don’t be a tattle tale”. “I wont,” I said through my teeth “but stop touching my things” with an angry shove, he pushed me. In rebuttal, I shoved him back.
aaziontea by Maliyah carter April 6, 2018
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