Mike Patel:Hey John Patel (real name Kumar) are you going to the Aahoa Convention in Vegas next week.

John Patel: No i cant pay 3000 for a booth and 300$ for carpet and 400$ for electricity and 85$ for each chair and another 400$ for the damn expensive hotel with damn expensive food. You even have to buy your own beer for 20$. Damn No!!

Mike Patel: Thats a shame. Jimmy Patel is paying for my trip.

John Patel: What?! You damn bastard!! Im gonna rape your daughter!!

aahoa by TheWesternMan April 27, 2009

Aahoosh crying

When someone gets hurt/injured and leads to crying where ones face is in their arms, facing downwards on a surface,(eg desk).Remarks made during this type of crying is"You hit me in the corner of my right eye" and "Lets see you in the field tomorrow!"This also usually leads to studying Biology.

Sachin slaps Aarush.
Sachin:Abbey again hes doing a aahoosh crying.
Achintya:Can you guess what Im imitating (Starts aahoosh crying)

Aahoosh crying by Notsickening November 15, 2011

Aahona

Aahona means first ray of sun, beautiful girl child with many qualities like leadership, guests etc,...

See its Aahona.
You are Aahona of my life

Aahona by Meystryy November 23, 2021

Aahona

Aahona means first ray of sun, beautiful girl child with many qualities like leadership, guests etc,...

See its Aahona.
You are Aahona of my life

Aahona by Meystryy November 23, 2021

aahoree'

the excact opposit of love in french. having sex with someone you hate. but you have a std.

oh god damnit make aahoree'd me now im gonna die!

aahoree' by connor dainty May 20, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026