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you look like a song from The Weeknd by XOvalerie28 August 21, 2023
Having a weekend
When you and at least one other person (at max five others) decide to do something ridiculous over the course of the weekend. This can include, though is not limited too, smoking to high-heavens, drinking till blacking-out is like staying awake, going to Mexico and snorting cocaine off a hookers tit, anything works as long as it is extremely epic.
This event occurs once in awhile, not every weekend. 'Having a Weekend' is an epic event that is similar to a holiday.
This event occurs once in awhile, not every weekend. 'Having a Weekend' is an epic event that is similar to a holiday.
At a restaurant, two buddies are observing others
Kyle: They're having breakfast.
Trey: OMG, I want toast and eggs. It smells so good.
Kyle: Ah, dude, we'll just have it when we're having a weekend.
Kyle: They're having breakfast.
Trey: OMG, I want toast and eggs. It smells so good.
Kyle: Ah, dude, we'll just have it when we're having a weekend.
Having a weekend by JoeyGreger December 21, 2009
a weekend with the parents
Guy 1: "Hey man, you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."
a weekend with the parents by LAFAYETTEandfagguetes January 13, 2017
Hans Oluf on a weekend
this old saying was used to describe a person that uses his 12 year old sister to buy alcohol when he cant
''Yo, little sister I know you are 12 years old, sus edition, but can you buy alcohol for me?'', I am a Hans Oluf on a weekend.
Hans Oluf on a weekend by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021
have a nice weekend
When someone tells you this on a fucking Thursday. It's not even Friday to wish this yet. This is the same person that will ask you how was your last weekend on a Wednesday or Thursday.
Neil: Hi Bob. How was your weekend?
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo
have a nice weekend by cpetkunas November 20, 2022
Had a day/weekend
A sarcastic response for when you've had a bad time and someone asks about your day or weekend.
Probably originates from Britain where the typical response is often "Yeah it was good, you?" or something equally dismissive because every weekend is the same.
Said in a wholly sarcastic tone, with emphasis on the day/weekend.
Optional to add "alright" to after the day/weekend to be more direct.
Probably originates from Britain where the typical response is often "Yeah it was good, you?" or something equally dismissive because every weekend is the same.
Said in a wholly sarcastic tone, with emphasis on the day/weekend.
Optional to add "alright" to after the day/weekend to be more direct.
"Did you have a good day at work honey?"
"I certainly had a day!"
"Hope you're doing well, did you have a nice weekend?"
"I had a weekend alright"
"How's it going?"
"I had a day/weekend"
"I certainly had a day!"
"Hope you're doing well, did you have a nice weekend?"
"I had a weekend alright"
"How's it going?"
"I had a day/weekend"
Had a day/weekend by Project-2501 August 21, 2023
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