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a-grover

a middle aged man who finds it hard to act his age, most of the time drinks too much and for all intensive purposes is a sex fiend
"mum can i go out tonight"
No you cant your too young and there is too many a-grovers out
by adam booker 201 August 23, 2008
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Pulling a Grover

When you go to finger a girl, and you miss because of lack of practice. Usually you end up in the wrong hole.
Pulling a Grover:

Dude we were making out but bro, I went to finger her but I missed!

Dude you totally pulled a grover, what a rook...
by ekruoro May 26, 2010
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pull a Grover Cleveland

to win a non-consecutive term, especially in a presidential setting
Pollsters speculate that Donald Trump may pull a Grover Cleveland in the 2024 presidential election.
by popeurban July 2, 2024
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A government truth

When someone tells you a lie that you can clearly see is not true.
When someone says, We aren't interested in reading your emails or listening to your phone calls. We're just curious about your calling patterns. That is a government truth. OR A guy's wife comes home to find her husband having sex with another woman and he tells her that it is not what it looks like.
by Lynn828 June 18, 2013
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Pinch the head off of a grocery snake

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.
Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.
by jake4d April 27, 2010
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Pulling a government

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.
Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”
by Pipicidal May 6, 2024
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Ur brother a grocer

A phrase more dangerous than ur sister a mister, use this sentence only at your own risk.
Jonh: Ur granny tranny
Robert:Ur sister a mister
Jonh: Ur brother a grocer
Robert: dies
by personainutile_ March 17, 2018
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