a-dum

the meanie owner of neopets that just loves to freeze innocent user's accounts that they worked ever-s- hard on...

by anony-mouse April 18, 2003

Text A Dump

When a person has to slip away to text someone, with the excuse of going to the bathroom. This person obviously has to "text a dump".

A shorter conversation might alternatively be referred to as "texting a piss".

Brett took his cell to the bathroom with him, guess he had to text a dump.

by WarNPeace October 9, 2012

A dumb pluck

A synonym for "a dumb f***" or just a stupid chicken.

Person A: hey look what I got !!
Person B: You dumb pluck.
or
What do you call a stupid chicken....a dumb pluck.

by zaqwerty May 27, 2009

take a dump

1. To defacate
2. To have a bowel movement, usually a large one, as a dump is symbolic of large quantities

1. "Oh hey, before we go on our road trip to Oklahoma, I should take a dump." Friend says, "Yeah, there aren't any toilets in the country."

Or

2. "Oh man, why did I eat all of that Mexican food? I'm gonna have to take a huge dump, I'll be back in a week." Friend proceeds to hang a radioactive sign over the bathroom door for the next 30 years.

by khaan111 June 20, 2009

leave a dump

what you do actually when you defecate.

why would you call it "taking" a dump? do you actually take it with you?

by oddkin May 7, 2005

CRUMP A DUMP

a bowel movement; to take a crap.

"Before I go to the grocery store, I better crump A dump."

by T.Wilson June 1, 2016

dont be a dummy cum on the tummy

It is simply pull out when u cum it helps and she wont get pissed

Girl: dont be a dummy cum on the tummy

by steak sauce January 14, 2011