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A willy schwilly milly gilly 

What people from brimingham call a pavement
"NOT EN BERRMENGHAM WE DONT, EN BERRMENGAM WE CALL IT A WILLY SCHWILLY MILLY GILLY"

A Willy Wonker 

A male reproductive organ.
Hey guys! Guess what? Hilary Clinton gots a Willy Wonker!
A Willy Wonker by Steve is June 22, 2008

A willy wonka 

Eating a chocolate bar out of someone's asshole while wearing a top hat.
My girlfriend shoved a twix up her ass after prom and being hungary I ate it out of her ass. whild watching a willy wonka and the chocolate factory and masturbating over dwarfs
A willy wonka by hoe inn May 28, 2009

boom chuck a willy 

Boom Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes.

Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass.

He lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a slug of whiskey and fucked the other 2.

When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well.

On his grave stone written in green was "Boom Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".
boom chuck a willy was a fucking machine
boom chuck a willy by bingo83 April 4, 2010

Pulling a Willy. 

Calling in every Monday due to a hangover. Also calling in because you do not want to go to a certain job site. Pulling a Willy is common in lazy employees. Punishment for bad behavior guarantees you to be sent to a state job where you will triple your income. Not to be confused with Pulling a Brad which there's no punishment for bad behavior.
Well Shawns Pulling a Willy. I see he's working at a school and making 50 bucks a hour.
Pulling a Willy. by randomryan July 13, 2014

Clone A Willy 

www.CloneAWilly.co.uk

When a women is lonely and missing her boyfriends willy...

You can Clone it before he goes away and then use it on y'all self and pretend he is there.
Lady - "I Miss You Baby"
Man - "You dont have to.. look in your bottom draw"
LAdy - (Groaning) " Oh I love you Clone A Willy "
Clone A Willy by Becky Andersson September 19, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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