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With out a Wellington 

1. British slang for engaging in entercourse without he use of a condom.

2. Unprotected sex
Last night my new girl friend and I finally went all the way! I got all up in her with out a Wellington! Felt everything!

cooking a wellington 

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame
I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington

A Beef Wellington 

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!

A Beef Wellington 

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!