A Wellington

A wide, gaping vagina, reminiscent of a trusty rubber boot.

Given that Sandra was sporting a Wellington, Bernard was left with only a shallow suspicion that he was in fact having sex.

A Wellington by Ben Bwai February 3, 2008

With out a Wellington 

1. British slang for engaging in entercourse without he use of a condom.

2. Unprotected sex

Last night my new girl friend and I finally went all the way! I got all up in her with out a Wellington! Felt everything!

With out a Wellington by MC Busta November 2, 2016

cooking a wellington 

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame

I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington

cooking a wellington by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013

A Beef Wellington 

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!

A Beef Wellington by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

A Beef Wellington 

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!

A Beef Wellington by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022