A Wally 

A very silly person. A fool, idiot, retard, or moron. Used jokingly/uninsultingly.

"James, you wally - you've just drank meths!"

"Ben just fell down the stairs, what a wally!"

A Wally by Georgie696 March 24, 2008

A Wally 

Nickname of the Wally Parks trophy, the official trophy of the National Hot Rod Association (NHRA).

Given to regional and national event winners off all NHRA-sanctioned events, "The Wally" is named after the founder of the NHRA, Mr. Wally Parks.

First awarded in 1969, the Wally has become the most coveted trophy in all of drag racing, and whether it's a small single car garage of a blue collar plumber and his '69 Camaro B/Gas in Maine to the most well funded and advanced mutli car Top Fuel teams in California, being able to utter the phrase "I won a Wally" is the dream of thousands of racers all around the country, and the world.

"Dude, I just won a Wally at Maple Grove!"

A Wally by Kevin8r December 31, 2011

don't be a wally 

Don't make yourself seem, or act like you are less intelligent than you actually are.
The actions of someone appearing to be like a Wally, may be either unintentional or on purpose.
Being likened to a Wally, can happen either affectionately, in a sarcastic and demeaning way, or as encouragement not to be stupid.

"Hey mate, don't be a Wally."
"Ha-ha.... Don't be a Wally."
"That's amazing, but don't be a Wally."

don't be a wally by Jay Greenfield August 8, 2018

Chucked a wally 

To go crazy, spastic or off one's nut

Tony heard what you said about his mum and he chucked a wally!

Chucked a wally by Sir Walter Melon IV August 4, 2012

Wally Up a Brisco 

Verb. A general reaction to being fired, dumped, or dissed in which the offended party embarks on an alcohol-fueled revenge plot involving legal recourse, defamation, and even violence or vandalism.

Employee #1: Hey did you hear Pat got the ax? HR came up and watched her clean out her desk!

Employee #2: Damn, dude. I bet she's gonna wally up a brisco.

Wally Up a Brisco by nikolabc March 13, 2013

Wally In A Basket 

There are two requirements for one to be able to perform a wally in a basket.
#1: The partner on which you perform a wally in a basket must be female, and must have pubic hair which is longer than usual.
#2: You, the performer, must be capable of creating long logs of fecal matter on command or, in this case, when incredibly turned on.

When performing any sexual act around a female during which the female has her vagina exposed, one must use the abundance of pubic hair that said female has, and pull the hair to make a basket shape surrounding the lips of the vagina. After this form has been created, one then turns around, and lays a long log of fecal matter in this basket shape, but parallel to the lips of the vagina; essentially this log is on top of the vaginal lips, but the hope is that the pubic hair, in its basket shape, has covered the lips almost entirely. The result is a wally in a basket.

Hi Jon, how was work today?
Well Mike, it was superb.
Oh yeah, Jon? How is that?
Well Mike, I took my secretary's pubic hair, made a basket shape out of it, then laid a log along the lips of her vagina simulating a log of shit in a basket on her genitals- a Wally in a Basket.
Wow Jon, I wish I had your life.

Wally In A Basket by lhalman September 21, 2008

Drive Up a Wall 

To bother or annoy to a large extent.

The word 'owned' drives me up a wall.

Drive Up a Wall by Diggity Monkeez February 12, 2005