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A Thing of the Past 

What we all hope this freaking virus will become.
Hopefully being stuck in quarantine becomes a thing of the past. It better, or ELSE.

cunt of a thing 

An annoying situation. Something that happens which is not supposed to, or you knew it was going to happen and couldnt prevent it. It usually causes pain or grief, either physically of financially.
That cunt of a thing just fucked my life up, again.
cunt of a thing by fuckheadsyd January 14, 2007

cunt of a thing 

can be used to describe something or someone that is not doing what they should. mainly used when swearing at machinery,cars etc.
occasionally used to describe persons that are intolerable.
This cunt of a thing won't start.
That dopey Cunt of a thing chris has done it again, been lurking around fucking everything up, making a real ass of himself.

slip of a thing 

She was a wee slip of a thing
slip of a thing by yummyjam January 27, 2016

Slut of a thing 

An individual which 'puts out' at an outstanding level, alternatively meaning the individual can only be referred to as a 'slut'.
"A Trumble",

After having intercourse, girl climaxes, guy finishes strong, rolls over and exclaims, "you slut of a thing".
Slut of a thing by thekennel October 21, 2011

Fart of a thing

A country saying which makes reference to someone/something that is small
This apple is a fart of a thing.
You are only a fart of a thing.
Fart of a thing by Michella_. September 9, 2018