A-textual

A person that will text both men and women, but never make any kind of sexual reference or overtones.

I refer to her as A-textual, because she will text me constantly, but will never respond to anything referring to sex or intimacy.

A-textual by tpcpmc December 28, 2009

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A textuationship

A talking stage long distance or via game in which the parties have never met but a committed with eachother

Sam : we talk alot over text but we're not dating

Mila : so you're in a textuationship

A textuationship by Spacemuffins September 19, 2023

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atextual

A person who does not communicate via text message or is unable to because of lack of technical prowess

"Oh you sent Chinatown larry a text. He is completely atextual and can't work his phone and would be more comfortable using pigeons to communicate

atextual by shim1 November 11, 2015

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atextual

a person who doesn't like to text using their cell phone

Joy doesn't like to text using her cell phone. She's atextual.

atextual by BriteWorld November 2, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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