When you sleep in the middle of the day like a lil kid, because some cool person kept you awake on Whatsapp all night.
Person 1: I just fell asleep for an hour
Person 2: Oh, you did a steff?
Person 1: Ye, gamer grill kept whatsapping me so didn't sleep
Person 2: Oh, you did a steff?
Person 1: Ye, gamer grill kept whatsapping me so didn't sleep
by Dutchgamergrill March 15, 2016
Get the A steff mug.To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.
Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.
Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.
(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.
(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.
(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet
by fryson August 3, 2010
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Hey man want to come over my house after school? Sorry bro I'm holding a staff meeting at 3 I can't.
by Lennox81 September 9, 2011
Get the Holding a staff meeting mug.The process of creating faecal matter in a toilet within a building in which one is a guest. Includes public places such as shopping centres and restaurants.
-Stan's been gone a while, I thought he'd only gone to the toilet
-Well, that could mean only one thing; he's doing a Stafford
-That's vile, you always wait until you get home and go in your own toilet
-Well, that could mean only one thing; he's doing a Stafford
-That's vile, you always wait until you get home and go in your own toilet
by Stan Stappord. December 8, 2010
Get the doing a Stafford mug.When you go out to eat with a bunch of people and eat the food, but insist on only paying for a portion of your food.
Person: "Guys, the bill is 90 dollars, let's split it equally."
Person Pulling a Stefan: "Yea, I'm only going to pay for my drink."
Person Pulling a Stefan: "Yea, I'm only going to pay for my drink."
by nasubi October 2, 2017
Get the Pulling a Stefan mug.- I had a lot of bran this morning, I'm pretty desperate, thinking of doing a Stafford.
- Dude that's disgusting, put a cork in your ass and go in your own toilet.
- Dude that's disgusting, put a cork in your ass and go in your own toilet.
by RamRafford August 5, 2010
Get the doing a Stafford mug.Just like all college jocks, Mathew Stafford loved the chicks but he had one thing that he was KNOWN for…and that was banging out very drunk girls. He did it so much, such action from this point on, is now called pulling a “Staffy” It is when you get the girl you are with so drunk that even if you have to drag her ass back to your room, you know she will put out.
Person one: Every time I see your friend at a party he is getting a different girl as drunk as he can. And then I always see him leaving the party with her.
Person two: Yes, he is a master at that.
Person one: Master at what?
Person two: Pulling a Staffy
Person two: Yes, he is a master at that.
Person one: Master at what?
Person two: Pulling a Staffy
by HotPocket3 August 6, 2009
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