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A skeet is a word used in Newfoundland for a person usually from ages 12-80 for someone who drinks a lot, gets fucking hammered every Saturday with the bhys, oftentimes vapes, wears loose black jeans that go past their arse, goes to Marie’s for a feast in their pyjamas and their baseball hat MUST match their shoes.
“You going to jacks this Sunday?”
“Yes man he’s a skeet though”
A skeet by Youraveragenewfie May 15, 2018
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A-Skeet, when a Jack Rustman, and a Phil Persha, see something that is either comical, sexy, or something that is buggin one of them two, they can chant A-Skeet. Also deriving from the word skeet, a-skeet mo-fucker, a-skeet goddamn
That bitch just ate some serious shit when she slipped on that, a-skeet that was muther fuckin funny, A-SKEET!
a-skeet by Phil Persha November 14, 2004

sneek a skeet 

One who leaves an event such as a party, work, shopping, etc. to go and rub one off.
Have you seen Nick anywhere?? Naw man he's prob went to sneek a skeet.
sneek a skeet by THE MIKE M. September 30, 2010

yeet-a-skeet 

To skirt a potential problem
To greet a close friend
Yo she said she had a dick I had to yeet-a-skeet out of there!
Yeet-a-skeet my dude what's up!
yeet-a-skeet by All.in.brov June 18, 2018

Yeet on a skeet 

lott: "Yeet on a skeet and yeet yeet yeet"
Yeet on a skeet by yeetyonaskeety February 7, 2020

Skeet a shit

The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest
She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that
Skeet a shit by Jlbowers1980 September 2, 2021

skeet skeet im a squirl 

a catch phrase that Ben can only say best friends are chase or chase go brrrrr, and the Caleb or the Cabel man
Chase the idiot said I go brrrrr so Ben said skeet skeet im a squirl.
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