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A skeet is a word used in Newfoundland for a person usually from ages 12-80 for someone who drinks a lot, gets fucking hammered every Saturday with the bhys, oftentimes vapes, wears loose black jeans that go past their arse, goes to Marie’s for a feast in their pyjamas and their baseball hat MUST match their shoes.
“You going to jacks this Sunday?”
“Yes man he’s a skeet though
A skeet by Youraveragenewfie May 15, 2018
Words you can keep
A-Skeet, when a Jack Rustman, and a Phil Persha, see something that is either comical, sexy, or something that is buggin one of them two, they can chant A-Skeet. Also deriving from the word skeet, a-skeet mo-fucker, a-skeet goddamn
That bitch just ate some serious shit when she slipped on that, a-skeet that was muther fuckin funny, A-SKEET!
a-skeet by Phil Persha November 14, 2004

sneek a skeet 

One who leaves an event such as a party, work, shopping, etc. to go and rub one off.
Have you seen Nick anywhere?? Naw man he's prob went to sneek a skeet.
sneek a skeet by THE MIKE M. September 30, 2010

yeet-a-skeet 

To skirt a potential problem
To greet a close friend
Yo she said she had a dick I had to yeet-a-skeet out of there!
Yeet-a-skeet my dude what's up!
yeet-a-skeet by All.in.brov June 18, 2018

Yeet on a skeet 

a sentence typically said by lott
lott: "Yeet on a skeet and yeet yeet yeet"
Yeet on a skeet by yeetyonaskeety February 7, 2020

Skeet a shit

The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest
She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that
Skeet a shit by Jlbowers1980 September 2, 2021

skeet skeet im a squirl 

a catch phrase that Ben can only say best friends are chase or chase go brrrrr, and the Caleb or the Cabel man
Chase the idiot said I go brrrrr so Ben said skeet skeet im a squirl.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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