a shev 

"a shev" is an adjective to describe an individual who is extremely punctual but has a weakness for memes in the morning.

bro 1 : Ah bro I was late for lecture I was looking at cat memes

bro 2: ah bro you done a shev

a shev by a shev October 23, 2019

Asheville nap

When someone ODs on fentanyl and has to be woken up using Narcan.

Imagine this family walking around downtown Asheville:

Kid: "Look ma', the man is sleeping on the ground and drooling on himself"
Mom: "Yep, he's taking an Asheville nap!"

They then keep walking.

Asheville nap by smolkar306 May 28, 2019

Ashevillians 

people from Asheville, North Carolina

Ashevillians are an interesting bunch

Ashevillians by JR the great April 7, 2011

Asheville Polyamory

Where a couple is polyamorous until one partner actually has sex with another partner. Then heads roll.

"Yeah, they said they had an open relationship, but it was Asheville Polyamory."

Asheville Polyamory by Cordial Spirits October 16, 2009

Asheville Curse

The given name to the effect that moving to Asheville, NC has on any unknowing individual. It completely reverses high hopes and aspirations into a complete and total acceptance of mediocrity. The unknowing victim is completely ok with this transformation

Only those who have moved away understand its effects and become immune to the curse.

I had a 3.5 GPA in high school and acceptance to college, but I think working at Office Max for the rest of my life is fine with me. I have succumbed to the Asheville Curse.

Asheville Curse by The Real Shocky January 5, 2012

Asheville High School 

A school in Asheville that has a retarded snow make-up policy.

Person 1: I go to asheville high school and we missed a week of school due to "snow." Now we have no spring break and school on saturdays.

Person 2: That sucks!

Asheville High School by boredinfrench January 21, 2011

Asheva 

A beautiful girl inside and out who possesses a heart of gold. She radiates warmth, intelligence and empathy always. Her eyes sparkle emotions she so deeply feels. She is sweet girl who prefers the finer things in life and aspires to one day achieve this. Though a sweetheart, she is no nonsense person & will always stand up for herself. She’s big on loyalty & trust and likes resting in her feminine energy. To know her is to love her.

Asheva lights up the entire room.

Asheva by WiseeeOne November 25, 2021