colon of a rhino 

When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.

Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?

Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.

Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.

Aaron: Thanks.

colon of a rhino by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011

smashed by a rhino 

A pick up line asked by a fat guy to a good looking girl. Smashed by a rhino is a pick up line meaning have you ever had sex with a fat guy.

Hey girl, you ever been smashed by a rhino.

smashed by a rhino by TwoCowUp April 20, 2015

bagging a rhino 

banging a girl in the backseat of a car while your buddy drives.

jim drove and i was bagging a rhino.

bagging a rhino by geethree June 25, 2008

mounting a rhino 

Fucking a really fat bitch.

When I told my friends that I fucked Bertha, they were like "Dude, that's like mounting a rhino."

mounting a rhino by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 23, 2010

curl a rhino 

Pinch a loaf, drop anchor, grow a tail, take a dump, drop off the kids, take a session....

The boss is on the phone for Barney, where did he go?
He went to curl a rhino and took the newspaper, tell him to call back in a half-hour.

curl a rhino by Mjolnir February 7, 2008

bone a rhino

to ram your dick in an african girls nose

dude last night me and my girl went to bone a rhino all night

bone a rhino by dlaoas August 21, 2006

Hump by a Rhino 

The thrusting of someones knee into another persons anus.

Dude! Did you see me give that mail room clerk a Hump by a Rhino? I think I broke the mans butt!

Hump by a Rhino by CatSEWER October 18, 2009