Definitions by Mjolnir
cockscrubber
a mustache on a gay man, or, if on a straight man, a mustache that is too gay and should be removed to avoid confusion.
cockscrubber by mjolnir February 16, 2009
curl a rhino
The boss is on the phone for Barney, where did he go?
He went to curl a rhino and took the newspaper, tell him to call back in a half-hour.
He went to curl a rhino and took the newspaper, tell him to call back in a half-hour.
curl a rhino by Mjolnir February 7, 2008
Cocktagon
The geometric building in which leading military minds devise weaponry to punish rogue vagina-states. Cutting edge research within this institution has led to the development of weapons of ass destruction including the heat-seeking moisture missile and the morning rocket, as well as smaller scale devices such as the tongue-dart.
Secretary Cocksfeld is meeting with high-level cocktagon officials today to decide which missile to deploy into the South American rogue vagina-state of Bolabia.