a retarted

When someone is past the phase of just plain stupid. It's more than blonde, special, slow, fucked up, and retarted. It is a retarted.

Clay: So what happened last night?

Kimberly: Well there was so much going on I was a retarted. I couldn't even find my underwear, I had to just leave.

Clay: You seem to do that often.

by thetryplethreat November 11, 2010

a retarted

noun: term for someone who is a stupid moron; akin to a bifkin eater poomonger.

man that kid is such a retarted.

by han solo July 02, 2004

retart

Retarded spelling of 'retard'

<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

retarted

One who has been given additional tarts.

Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!

by underdogFromLux September 13, 2008

retarted

A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."

Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"

by Kfizzle April 28, 2006

retart

Someone with the intelligence of a pop-tart.

Becky was being a retart when she put her hand in the blender.

by MuffinMurder December 01, 2015

retarted

The mongo spelling of the word retarded.

I am retarted. (yes you are!)

by Super Cool Joe May 13, 2003