When someone is past the phase of just plain stupid. It's more than blonde, special, slow, fucked up, and retarted. It is a retarted.
Clay: So what happened last night?

Kimberly: Well there was so much going on I was a retarted. I couldn't even find my underwear, I had to just leave.

Clay: You seem to do that often.
by thetryplethreat November 09, 2010
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noun: term for someone who is a stupid moron; akin to a bifkin eater poomonger.
by han solo July 02, 2004
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Retarded spelling of 'retard'
<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003
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One who has been given additional tarts.
Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!
by underdogFromLux August 18, 2006
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A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."
Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"
by Kfizzle April 13, 2006
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retart for the dumb fucks who cant spell retard and claim that retart is actually the real way to say it and spell it. RETARD IS THE REAL WAY TO SPELL IT AND SAY IT. RETARDS.
Jon: you are such a retart.
Dave: dont you mean retard? you retard.
Jon: no wtf is retard? its retart.
by ischoolu August 07, 2008
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