Definitions by thetryplethreat
text calling
when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.
Jason- (to himself) Damn, my text app doesn't work again. No nevermind. (starts calling Frank).
Frank- (recieving call) Hey.
Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)
Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.
Frank- (recieving call) Hey.
Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)
Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.
text calling by thetryplethreat December 23, 2010
upgrade regifting
the act of regifting a recieved gift, however an additional five to ten dollars is spent to upgrade the gift to a larger size or better make. this in turn makes the giver feel more better about the regifting.
Jeff- "I'll be right back, I gotta go to the store to finish up my Christmas shopping."
Pops- "Whatcha gettin?"
Jeff- "Gonna take this flashlight back and get a bigger one. I love upgrade regifting.
Pops- "Didn't I get you a flashlight last year for Christmas?"
Pops- "Whatcha gettin?"
Jeff- "Gonna take this flashlight back and get a bigger one. I love upgrade regifting.
Pops- "Didn't I get you a flashlight last year for Christmas?"
upgrade regifting by thetryplethreat December 23, 2010
raunchy twat
A female that is in dire need of a vaginal cleansing. Not just any gross clam, one that might even be harboring some of the most dangerous mythical creatures. Also disgusting enough to keep away the maybe onlookers. It is a eye-opener of a sight as well as is viewing two straight men having sex, one not so much enjoying it as the other.
Geena: "did you see that raunchy twat in room 28?"
Mike: "yeah!, so disturbing I kept looking at it. Once I finally got away, i've been having nightmares ever since."
Genna: "that's fucked up."
Mike: "yeah!, so disturbing I kept looking at it. Once I finally got away, i've been having nightmares ever since."
Genna: "that's fucked up."
raunchy twat by thetryplethreat November 16, 2010
a retarted
When someone is past the phase of just plain stupid. It's more than blonde, special, slow, fucked up, and retarted. It is a retarted.
Clay: So what happened last night?
Kimberly: Well there was so much going on I was a retarted. I couldn't even find my underwear, I had to just leave.
Clay: You seem to do that often.
Kimberly: Well there was so much going on I was a retarted. I couldn't even find my underwear, I had to just leave.
Clay: You seem to do that often.
a retarted by thetryplethreat November 11, 2010
skammin
The art in which one would stare at the opposite from a far, as to allow the watcher some sort of gratification from only seeing. Most likely a guy from the ages of pre-pubescence to late teenage years (depending on how creepy that person turns out to be). This usually involves groups of people and the talk of how good looking one being watched is.
skammin by thetryplethreat November 6, 2010
meanest poo
After one has taken a shit and noticing that it just happens to be the most foul smelling, grotesque looking, massive dirty dump they could have ever taken. This usually follows after one has eaten as much fruit, meat and candy one can.
Jerry: Yo Tony, you'll never believe what happened yesterday.
Greg: I bet I can guess. Only one thing could happen after you ate more than my camel.
Tony: Oh, now I know.
Jerry: It was the meanest poo i've ever had. The smell knocked out my wife.
Greg: I bet I can guess. Only one thing could happen after you ate more than my camel.
Tony: Oh, now I know.
Jerry: It was the meanest poo i've ever had. The smell knocked out my wife.
meanest poo by thetryplethreat November 6, 2010
Ion Busting
When common terms do not even grasp the greatness of what something is. That being, when something seen, done, or heard is inexplainable the term is used.
Bobby: Dude, last night two chicks propositioned me for a three way and for some weird reason I said "no."
Trent: What? Your totally fucked up!
Bobby: Yeah, but then three chicks came up, even hotter, and asked for a four-way!
Trent: Ion Busting man!
Trent: What? Your totally fucked up!
Bobby: Yeah, but then three chicks came up, even hotter, and asked for a four-way!
Trent: Ion Busting man!
Ion Busting by thetryplethreat October 20, 2010