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a penis greeting 

When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.
Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!

A penis flowing in the wind 

A phrase used to describe something as free or unresticted
Oh man i've finished my exams and now im like a penis flowing in the wind!

A penis filet 

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.
Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.

Edging a penis 

To playfully tease and have fun with a penis during a blowjob.
John was getting head off Veronica and she began edging his cock by rubbing his bellend and John couldn't help but cum. Veronica loves edging a penis
Edging a penis by Your local bible November 20, 2017

Hooker with a penis

"Hooker With a Penis" is Maynard's reaction to a teenage boy who accused him of "selling out".
Hooker with a penis by Kel June 3, 2004

last one there is a penis pump 

1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/
While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!
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