Skip to main content

A Newton 

An Asexual and/or aromantic person. It’s referenced by the fact that Sir Isaac Newton never had a wife, kids, and even a romantic partner.

Has no correlation with the unit of force, Newtons.
Bob: How come Eric never had a girlfriend before? He’s 27 years old!

Samuel: Oh, he’s a Newton, he told me. Basically means he’s asexual.
A Newton by Thatboinona December 29, 2023
A Newton mug front
Get the A Newton mug.
See more merch

Doing a Newton 

An insult referring to the act of repeating ones words two or more times, as did Newton in the cartoon Hercules.
Drunkest of 3 Dudes says "Hey, want a beer?" (16 seconds later) "Hey, want a beer?"

Second drunk Dude says "Hey Dude, if you repeat yourself one more time I'm gonna kick your ass."

Third Drunk Dude adds "Yeah Dude, it wouldn't be the first time I saw him kick someones ass for doing a Newton"
Doing a Newton by trobLd January 24, 2011

I want a fig newton

this means that you are looking to hook up.. I want to fuck you
If mouthed silently this looks like I want to fuck you so mouth the word I want a fig newton at someone you want to hook up with
I want a fig newton by Susan T August 10, 2006

Sir I’s-A-Freak Newton 

when someone is smart and kinky
wow you’re into bdsm and physics? you’re a real sir i’s-a-freak newton!

Sir I’s-A-Freak Newton 

when someone is smart and kinky
wow, you’re into bdsm and physics? you’re a real sir i’s-a-freak newton.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026