Definitions by Thatboinona

A Newton 

An Asexual and/or aromantic person. It’s referenced by the fact that Sir Isaac Newton never had a wife, kids, and even a romantic partner.

Has no correlation with the unit of force, Newtons.

Bob: How come Eric never had a girlfriend before? He’s 27 years old!

Samuel: Oh, he’s a Newton, he told me. Basically means he’s asexual.

A Newton by Thatboinona December 29, 2023

Don

A Don is a person who lacks confidence in the future, humanity, or the present or later generations. They would constantly make jokes or statements about that “ humanity is doomed” or “Thanos was right” these people are really negative people with negative feelings about the world and the future. If your a positive person it’s best to stay away from these people. The word Don comes from Don Stever, a very controversial YouTuber who consistently makes fun or ridicules the new generation and is very negative about the future of humanity and the world.

Jimmy: Did you see how John was talking?
Jake: Yeah, He’s such a Don!

Don by Thatboinona April 20, 2022

Irelandnese

The “language” and slang words the Ireland Boys and other YouTubers speak and use.

Jim: “Why are you so cheesed? Take the L.”
John: “Stop speaking Irelandnese”

Irelandnese by Thatboinona September 29, 2021