A Komal 

When you pull a "Komal" you say something dumb that you should already know the answer to.

Or

Asking a question when the answer is already provided.

"Can you get me a book off of Shelf A"

"But where can I find the book"

"Damn, did you just pull a Komal"

A Komal by Captain Awesome#1 April 30, 2009

Like a Koala Bear 

The act of fucking a partner upside down. Reminiscent of a primitive koala bear. The position allows for comedy humour and should be repeated multiple times in one sitting. Many Australian-born males are taught such a position at an ealry age when they are sent to compulsory bush school.

Antoin: Gee Leroy, I pounded that woman like a Koala bear.

Leroy: Oh, upside down and multiple times.

Antoin: Yeah, just like we were taught at Bush school.

Like a Koala Bear by El Piece August 8, 2008

Pulling a Kemal

A term used to describe one of 2 actions

1: Expressing a sexual attraction to the elderly

2: Participating in something regarding education passionately

Example 1: “Me and John went to my grandma’s house to check how she was doing. But with the way John was eyeing her, I hope he doesn’t pull a Kemal”

Example 2: “John’s raised his hand in class 6 or 7 times to day! Why is he pulling a Kemal?”

Pulling a Kemal by Filament40 May 5, 2026

A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY. 

ok wait WHAT

me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY. by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

The fleas of a thousand Kamalas 

An ancient Arabian curse which has dogged the Trump party and which will continue to do so effectively and lethally.

The curse that Arabia invoked to defeat Trump's basket of deplorables:

"May the fleas of a thousand Kamalas infest your groinal area,

and may your tiny hands be too inadequate to scratch."

The fleas of a thousand Kamalas by bitchuck November 1, 2024

Koala in a Tree 

The Koala in a Tree is an amazing and thoroughly satisfying sexual move. The Tree is a coat hanger. A woman is the Koala. After putting the woman in the "tree" the man then proceeds to have sex with whatever part of her body is closest to him. The woman is then taken down and put on a different "branch" where she is again mounted like a koala.

"Dude you'll never guess what my girlfriend let me do last night."
"What?"
"the Koala in a Tree!!!!"
"Dude not cool. I use that coat hanger!"

Koala in a Tree by fice11 March 31, 2009