A Keith

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A male who steals another man's wife and marries her. Often pick the wife up with a cheesy pick up line. Often resides in northeast.

A Keith: Are you from Tennessee

Another Man's Wife: no

A Keith: Your the only ten I see.

Another Man's Wife: Awe I'm going to leave my husband and marry you.

A Keith: Swing a dee dee.

A Keith by swizle7 May 22, 2010

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a keith

A young male prostitute who usually provides for other men

A keith is a gay

a keith by Duecebigallomalejigallo August 23, 2017

Related Words

A Keith • Pulling a Keith • Doing a Keith • Kedith Is A Babe. • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I. • a-cab • a-rab • A.F.I.

A Keith

A wicked awesome person who always gives way more than he gets . Hes too nice and it usually works to his detriment.

Man did you see what that guy just gave me. He just pulled a Keith

A Keith by Randomchick617 March 11, 2019

Pulling a Keith

When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.

You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?

Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.

You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?

Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer

A few moments later...

Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?

You: No, he is pulling a keith again.

Other friend: Sigh..again?

Pulling a Keith by Jerry1986 July 27, 2012

Pulling a Keith

Eating ass and immediately chasing it down with a beer.

“Bro I’m thinking about Pulling a Keith on redacted tomorrow night.”

Pulling a Keith by seawvsh May 18, 2020

Pulling a Keith

Judging family and friends as if you get paid to do so.

Man 1: I'm out of this fantasy football league if you're going to use that kind of language!
Man 2: Stop pulling a Keith and make your pick.

Pulling a Keith by 6 Pack Sample September 4, 2018

Doing a Keith

Styling out a ladder freefall with the grace of a ballerina but blitzing a gallon of paint on every surface in sight.

Today I was carrying a tin of pain but ended up doing a Keith.

Doing a Keith by meggaLeggendz July 9, 2020

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026