A joseph

One who wears a "technicolour" dreamcoat, a coat of many colours depicting a rainbow

Look at him mincing round like a joseph when he got his technicolour dreamcoat

by Ramsbottom December 29, 2023

pulling a joseph

To buy a ton of unnecessary shit, but never buy anything you actually need (especially in the realm of personal hygiene). To use other people's stuff but never tell them or compensate them in any way. To make a huge net negative contribution to the overall war effort. To be overly spontaneous, but not in the cute way. In the annoying way. To make random, mind-boggling decisions, or to say things at completely inappropriate times around the wrong crowd.

Person A: "I just bought the complete boxed DVD set of every season of The Tick!!! It has over 100 hours of special features! Lets spend the rest of our lives watching it, please, please, pleeeaase?"

Person B: "Wow talk about pulling a joseph...I think i'll pass."

by Yussuf March 24, 2008

Exposing a Joseph Allen

Term for blowing a spy's cover and used it to escape, dodge or evade the truth.
Named after Joseph Allen, who Vladimir Makarov iced after he does the massacre on an airport named after his master, in No Russian.

Underling: There's a rat on us.
Boss: Everyone, I'm Exposing a Joseph Allen on our group. *Shoots the underling* There, everybody knows that we never tolerate snakes on our group.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Pulling a Joseph

An American male who moves to a foreign country (primarily in Eastern Europe) with the premeditated intention of hoaxing a local into a romantic relationship with him. With the inevitable result being marriage between the two individuals. Then the male subsequently takes his "trophy wife" back to America. The male being less than desirable. The female fitting the traditional standards of being extremely attractive and, of course, fertile!

"I heard through the grapevine that you were pulling a Joseph this weekend," remarked Ronald.

"To be so lucky . . ." replied Richard.

by Moneytree March 24, 2008

Pulling A Joseph

When You Have No Other Choice but to be a noob

"Alex what are you doing stop standing there"
Alex is pulling a Joseph.

by LilMasky April 7, 2019

Pull a Joseph

to flee from a female who is trying to sexually tempt you

Yeah bro, we were watching Avengers and she kept touching me so i had to Pull a Joseph

by BIBLE_MAN116 May 16, 2019

pulling a "Joseph"

When you are hard at work at your desk, and begin to snooze off. Your head can nod back and forth, even fall completely down. You wake up every once in awhile, but proceed to fall back asleep.

I almost pulled a "Joseph" today...

pulling a "Joseph"

by bigtimebigtime June 28, 2017