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john is a term for a male or female that is a dull, pathetic, unfunny, sad person, he tries and tries, he wishes he had a girlfriend, he wishes he was smart, he wishes he was funny, he wishes he was happy, but he's just not smart enough to know how to do it.
1) jack we're trying to have fun, don't be such a john
2) god, you're a john
3) yeah shes such a john
a john by YourTypicalNerd May 18, 2019
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A John Mount 

The act of walking into a friends house with the sole intent of dropping a nasty smelly dump in their bathroom and feeling no pity.
Ex: Yo bro i just pulled a John mount at toms house dont go in there.
A John Mount by smashndash69 October 12, 2012

A John McAfee 

A John Mcafee is crypto currency slang for when a specific crypto currency coin is targeted with misleading and fake news to drive it’s price up or down. The act is often used to artificially inflate or deflate market prices to benefit the purpotrator (the ‘John Mcafee’ benefactor).

The act of ‘pumping’ and/or ‘dumping’ the coin price is then denied and lied about by the perpetrator in order to cover up the immoral act.

The acts of changing the price via fake news or unqualified opinions followed by backtracking, lying and covering up are collectively referred to as committing a John Mcafee.

The term is named after internet security guru John Mcafee who has a cult following in the crytocurrency space. Often his opinions cause huge movement in coin prices simply down to coming from him and are often contradictory and based on non-existent evidence.

The term then expanded over time to incorporate cover up and lying about the act after numerous examples of this happening.

The term is now primarily used more widely to highlight a lie or fake news report that has negatively impacted something followed by denials and rebuttals.
Vamps, what happen to the price of XVG coin?
Tell me about it, it was John Mcafee’d!
- The coin price was destroyed due to a John Mcafee.

You hear Linda blew off Zor last night?
Yeah man Zor got John Mcafee’d, she was told he slept with Naz!
- Someone lied to Linda and committed a John Mcafee

I was there, he definitely said that and look at what it did!
Yes he pulled a John Mcafee and then some!
- Someone is now denying saying something. They are committing a John Mcafee.
A John McAfee by Wouldzey December 30, 2017

A John Lennon 

Verb. To bring a female into a group of friends, just because you are dating her.
Fredrick is trying to pull a John Lennon on us by bringing his girlfriend to our club meetings.
A John Lennon by 3guyjoe November 18, 2013

A John Wick 

Someone who is very good at what they do. These days, it’s primarily used in Fortnite, where the most prestigious skin is one of John Wick.
Ethan: Yo it’s a fucking John Wick!
Leah: Aah! A John Wick!
*John Wick rocket riding across the map*
Jason: Fucking John Wicks.

A John Mayar 

Making a joke which is about as good as one of John Mayars hits...eg; crap.
Sam cracked A John Mayar to David and friends.Nobody Laughed.
A John Mayar by Matts B November 26, 2006

a john howard 

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows
She looks like she's had a john howard
a john howard by leroy 1111111 October 21, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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