To do a James is to have anal sex with three other men, You have to be a man to be able to do a James. Everyone also has do be covered in butter and it has to take place at 2:23 at night in an orphanage on a Monday and one of the men must be holding an aborted fetus.
A James Pullniga is a unicellular organism that doesnt have the brain comprehension to get good results from any maths tests. Often is found in dank gutters and often takes the form of characters like "heimlich from bugs life" and franklin the turtle. If u manage to slay one of these creatures you will find estrogen pills fueling the existence of diabolical massive gyno milkers. A common trait of these animals are the red dots formed around its mouth (speculated to be herpes or aids from monkey). One of the only mouth breathing unicellular organisms in the universe.
Daddy Donohoe: Eww is that dumpster diving fat piece of shit 'A James Pullniga'
Ethan: It would appear so, it has massive gyno milkers and somehow male genitalia
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.