a-grover
a middle aged man who finds it hard to act his age, most of the time drinks too much and for all intensive purposes is a sex fiend
a-grover by adam booker 201 August 23, 2008
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Pulling a Grover
When you go to finger a girl, and you miss because of lack of practice. Usually you end up in the wrong hole.
Pulling a Grover:
Dude we were making out but bro, I went to finger her but I missed!
Dude you totally pulled a grover, what a rook...
Dude we were making out but bro, I went to finger her but I missed!
Dude you totally pulled a grover, what a rook...
Pulling a Grover by ekruoro May 26, 2010
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pull a Grover Cleveland
Pollsters speculate that Donald Trump may pull a Grover Cleveland in the 2024 presidential election.
pull a Grover Cleveland by popeurban July 2, 2024
A government truth
When someone says, We aren't interested in reading your emails or listening to your phone calls. We're just curious about your calling patterns. That is a government truth. OR A guy's wife comes home to find her husband having sex with another woman and he tells her that it is not what it looks like.
A government truth by Lynn828 June 18, 2013
Pinch the head off of a grocery snake
Pinch the head off of a grocery snake by jake4d April 27, 2010
Pulling a government
Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.
Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."
Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"
Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”
Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"
Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”
Pulling a government by Pipicidal May 6, 2024
Ur brother a grocer
Ur brother a grocer by personainutile_ March 17, 2018
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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