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A Gib

to tighten you penile muscles, thus making the penis in an errect form - perform a short lift of the shaft.
I performed a gib to impress her
by Mamma Bull September 23, 2019
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shimmed a gib

when you are the next one in a farting contest and you let out some of the solids.
Sam: "you're next, Jon"
Jon: **brrrrrrrp** "whoops, I just shimmed a gib"
by nimst March 20, 2024
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Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates
The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.
by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024
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Doing a Gibby

Doing a Gibby

This refers to the process where an individual fails to take things as far as they possibly could. This may be for several reasons including: a fear of the unknown; a lack of willingness to commit and/or a shear lack of golf balls. Repeatedly doing a Gibby can often lead to ridicule from friends and those closest to you but they do this purely for your benefit and with no ulterior motive.

Can also be used to describe doing random or slightly camp actions , such as giving oddballs lifts, drinking appletiser and lsitening to alphabeat.

Colloquial expression used predominantly in the West Coast of Scotland, in particular North Ayrshire where this form of action is often prevaelent.
"He could have had her."
"Yup, he's doing a Gibby."
by DaCorr February 4, 2009
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Skew a gibe

So sorry friend! I feel like we're skew a gibe when the weird shit hues down .
*goes
by Crandolph McManus June 1, 2018
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A Gibbo

A overly camp man who has all the traits of a gay man but sleeps with women. Lives on a diet of subway salads and humus and never drinks on a night out unless there is a ready supply of Bacardi Breezer's, reefs or WKDs behind the bar, in which case these will only be drunk 'strawpedo' style.
"Look at that guy over there in his Mini Cooper rocking the deep V t-shirt"

"Man, what a Gibbo!!"
by WineandCheese January 22, 2014
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Do A Gibbo'

A slang term for 'get lost'. Can also be used to replace 'fuck off'
Person 1: Your jacket smells like piss.

Person 2: Listen, why don't you "Do A Gibbo'"?!
by kenadams123 January 5, 2010
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