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A Gandolf 

With a last ditch effort to avoid a shot in the mouth, the lips are tightly closed and are then covered with semen, resembling the white beard of Gandolf.
That trick was such a prude last night I ended up giving her a Gandolf all over her face.
A Gandolf by TeamMDPB December 23, 2016
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a hole a frigen a gandolf 

a hole a frigen a gandolf is a ganondorf from super smash bros. meele but with a butthole as a face. (butthole credit to gotse)

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a hole a frigen a gandolf
a hole a frigen a gandolf by jikle February 16, 2008

Pull a Gandalf 

To come back to life after thought dead.
1.OMG he just died!
2. Ohh he will probably pull a Gandalf
Pull a Gandalf by Bailey-0- April 1, 2006

Pulled-a-Gandalf 

Whenever a girl and a guy are fooling around and things get very hot but all of the sudden she stops foreplay and does not allow penetration. Obviously the guy stops after her "Thou shall not pass!"
"Man I am really in need of having sex with her"

"Did you not have sex with her yesterday?"

"No, she Pulled-a-Gandalf"

a Gandalf 

A Gandalf is the act of an old man tickling someones balls with his long old grey beard.
'My balls are itching'

'why don't you go and ask that old todger over there to give you a Gandalf'
a Gandalf by Felixg123 September 26, 2009

Take a Gandalf

Smoking the finest of pipe weed from the Shire and going on a leisurely stroll.
"Thou shall not pass that to the left hand side - I'm gonna go take a Gandalf."

Pulling a Gandalf 

When a character from a movie, book, or video game comes back into the plot, after appearing to have died, like Gandalf did in the movie series, The Lord of the Rings.

(also known as Pulling a Gandy)
Man, I really thought that a someone would be Pulling a Gandalf in that movie.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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