a gag
Referring to something funny.
a gag by Ninabina19 March 24, 2021
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toss a gag
Putting a huge dip or piece of chewing tobbaco into your mouth. Usually said by gongshow hockey players.Hence you are tossing a gag.
toss a gag by Micheal Johnston September 5, 2008
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clock a gag
A phrase used when you read someone out or bring to the conversation someone else's flaws. That person would be so stunned that they'll be gagged and just then you would've clocked a gag.
clock a gag by yayo.o June 13, 2025
gag a maggot
gag a maggot by Wiseman July 17, 2006
gag a MAGA
An expression used to underscore the obvious similarities between maggots and MAGA-ites because both are inordinately repulsive and thrive on death and decay.
The extreme lies tumbling from the mouths of the trumpian troops nowadays are even enough to gag a MAGA!
gag a MAGA by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021
gag-a-maggot
gag-a-maggot by Steve Burke February 8, 2004
Lady Gag(a)
A massively overrated and overly popular woman who could produce multiple children by herself. For those who don't know, yes, she has both. She has talent, but in my opinion, not very creative.
Modest Mouse is much better.
Modest Mouse is much better.
"Lady Gag(a) is worse at poker than jesus riding a motorunicycle while chugging Popov and playing against Bulgarian midgets made of pessimism."
Lady Gag(a) by peter and his monkey February 18, 2010
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