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better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.
Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.
Words you can keep

what a dumbass 

the thing you say when your scrolling though random definitions on the urban dictionary and you see some asshole

saying “why are you looking this up in the urban dictionary anyway? weirdo.”
human: sees a definition that includes “what are you doing looking up dick in here you dick!” what a dumbass *proceeds to airstrike the guys house*

National hug a dumbass day

August 17th is national hug a dumbass, that's all you need to know
:D) smiley with a double chin
Have fun on national hug a dumbass day

Shannon is a dumbass day 

Every year on August 31st, tell a friend/colleague/person you went to school with for a couple years before you moved/ enemy named Shannon that they are a dumbass.
Oh hey, it's August 31st. You're a dumbass, Shannon. You know, because it's Shannon is a dumbass day.

Kick A Dumbass Day 

Every day on the 9th of November, anybody that has ever done anything to annoy you is done for. You have permission to kick them multiple times.
"Y'know, Brandon is really pissing me off today!" Exclaimed Johnny
"No worries mate, its November 9th. Go kick him" Replied Alistair
"I am allowed to!?" Asked Johnny
"Well yeah it is Kick A Dumbass Day!"

im a dumbass 

im a dumbass by a_smartasssssssssss January 31, 2018

I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass 

I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass. I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass. I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass. I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass.
I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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