The hottest person you may ever meet was born on August 17th. They’re charming, a little slow, and funny. If you meet someone born on August 17th, hold on to them.
Mia: so when’s your boyfriend’s birthday?
olivia: it’s August 17th!
Mia: wow you’re so lucky
by yeehawbuckarooo November 01, 2019
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They best day of the year. When all goats are born. Lil pump the goat was born on this day
“Hey you guys know CJ was born in August 17th”
“Yeah totally why he’s the goat
by Shamman October 16, 2019
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National Sausage Day.
Give Someone A Sausage, Don't Be Shy You Know You Want To.
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Sausage Day- A Day Where You Give Someone A Sausage.
Girl: Hi! Happy August.
Boy: Hi. Did You Know August 17th Is National Sausage Day?
Girl: What Is That?
Boy: Oh You Don't Understand, Take A Sausage.
by Tia :) December 05, 2020
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The hottest person you may ever meet was born on August 17th. They’re charming, a little slow, and funny. If you meet someone born on August 17th, hold on to them.
Mia: so when’s your boyfriend’s birthday?
olivia: it’s August 17th!
Mia: wow you’re so lucky
by yeehawbuckarooo November 01, 2019
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The hottest person you may ever meet was born on August 17th. They’re charming, a little slow, and funny. If you meet someone born on August 17th, hold on to them.
Mia: so when’s your boyfriend’s birthday?
olivia: it’s August 17th!
Mia: wow you’re so lucky
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the day you fuck the fucking shit out of your girlfriends asshole
man: wanna try anal

girlfriend: whats today?
man: august 17th

girlfriend: fuck yes
by suck my pene January 17, 2019
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