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like a kid in a candy store 

A state of utter fascination, with many good or tempting things all around you.
In Amsterdam I was surrounded by weed, shrooms, pancakes, and cheap whores. I felt like a kid in a candy store.
like a kid in a candy store by Nick D November 24, 2003

like a whore in a candy shop 

a description that is used to thrown off friends because it means nothing
guy 1: dude that dog is walkin kinda funny
guy 2: yeah like a whore in a candy shop

pull a candy 

to give with the expectation of receiving in return; to be shiesty
"Sure, I'll give you money for lunch. I won't even pull a candy, this one's on me."
pull a candy by pseudonymous coward November 20, 2013

Eat a candy bar. 

Office code for "Choke a bitch"
Did you hear what she said? I think you need to eat a candy bar.
Eat a candy bar. by EchopleX June 23, 2009

kid in a candy store 

swallow a candy whole 

Do you know that feeling when you swallow a candy whole?????
swallow a candy whole by anonymous November 30, 2022
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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