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Someone who talks endlessly about stupid things.
You just saw the most amazing, smack-tacular installment of "WWE Survivor Series" last night. You're in the middle of telling your friend Ingrid about Chris Jericho's booty-pummeling killer moves when she goes, "Dude, stop being a blade."
a blade by kite-a-lynn October 5, 2007
Words you can keep
A bitch or an fake friend also can be used as snitch
For example: why acting weird as a blade
For example: that’s a blade you were supposed keep it real
A blade by Suga._.Vtz March 27, 2021
the term used for a girl who a male may find sexually attractive and is used by the males friends when they do not know the name of said girl.
did you ride a blade last night? aw hai, i did aye
a blade by skiddy123 May 17, 2016

i am become a blade 

A sentence that our beloved Mal tattoed on his back,in Ruin and Rising, he's a little dumb as you can see.
-Idk what to tattoed in my back, I want something dumb.
-I am become a blade. That's dumb.
-I like it

Playing the Violin with your Wrist and a Blade 

Playing the violin with your wrist and a blade is a term used by people who cut themselves that don't want to to know what they're on about. Usually its just called "Playing the Violin" but when used around other cutters they use the full term.
Person 1: "I heard that she played the violin last night."
Person 2: "Yeah, using her wrist and a blade! I hope she's alright.
Person 1: "Playing the Violin with Your Wrist and a Blade can be dangerous, but it helps her get through the tough times."

Tom Pettying a blade 

When you can't back down from shoving a sword up your booty hole.
"I just got out of the hospital, I was Tom Pettying a blade"

pull a blade on 

To threaten someone in an aggressive way, it usually involves a knife.
To avoid that the guys continued treating him like that, he pull a blade on them.
pull a blade on by Groggy January 10, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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